God bestaat!
God bestaat en heeft mijn leven veranderd... Nou ja, laten we ook weer niet overdrijven, maar in ieder geval is deze chatbot die zich voordoet als God erg grappig. Moet jij ook eens proberen :)
p.s.: je kunt de tekst copy 'n' pasten, dus als je een interessant gesprek had: gooi 'm in de comments! Mijn gesprek met Hem vind je hieronder.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
why do you answer with a question?
God:
All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.
Me:
elaborate
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
then you didn't answer my question...
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
i would have answered the question
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
i don't understand - elaborate
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
i'm not confused, i just don't understand what you mean by 'pay for it'
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not confused you just do not understand what me mean by pay for it.
Me:
exactly :)
God:
:-) You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
okay, another question, completely offtopic
God:
Yeah okay, One more question completely offtopic.
Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
and what do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
i like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
how do you feel about the supercomputer called deep thought?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
no, can you spare me the trouble?
God:
Perhaps you should try it. Let me think. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
that's odd
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
can you pass the turing-test?
God:
You be the judge of that, .
Me:
the turing test
God:
The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?"
Me:
can you pass the turing test?
God:
You be the judge of that, .
Me:
I think you're not ready yet, but you're quite nice :)
God:
:-) That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
yup
God:
Far out.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
hhee
God:
What co
Me:
lor are you
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
you should know, you're God!
God:
Now I do.
Me:
okay, sow what color is it?
God:
Yeah okay, And it is sow what color.
Me:
sorry, a type: so what color is it?
God:
There is no need to apologize. When is type so what color not it?
Me:
sorry, another typo, i asked: so what color is it?
God:
There is no need to apologize. One more typo you asked so what color is it.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
which studies?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
you talk a lot of bs, and i like that
God:
Thanks for your criticism,.
Me:
it's not criticism, it's a compliment!
God:
That seems a bit negative. type so what color is a compliment. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
is it okay with you if i copy 'n' paste this conversation on my weblog?
God:
It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who is ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
okay, so i should ask ally, right?
God:
Yeah okay, Hmm. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
okay, if i'll ask Ally here, will she reply?
God:
Yeah okay, Try it.
Me:
Ally, may i copy and paste this conversation on my weblog http://monlog.nl?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I asked Ally
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Ally
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
God: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yup
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
you, God, are not a christian
God:
That's good information: said I God are not a christian.
Me:
you are not a christian
God:
Give me an example of a christian.
Me:
anna
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
she is a christian
God:
a christian is she?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
but you don't know her
God:
a christian? Do I know her?
Me:
you don't know her
God:
a christian? Do I know her?
Me:
you don't know her
God:
a christian? Do I know her?
Me:
you don't know really know her
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
her
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
when willl i die?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
how will i die?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
define tits
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no, because i don't know how yoy define tits
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. Interesting explanation. Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
yeah, been there, done that
God:
Blimey. Where were you there done that?
Me:
in front of my computer
God:
Do you ever go in back of your computer?
Me:
sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
when sometin's broken probably
God:
At time t.
Me:
?
God:
At time t.
Me:
?
God:
At time t.
Me:
?
God:
At time t.
Me:
?
God:
At time t.
Me:
?
God:
At time t.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i repent
God:
Interesting gossip: said repent.
Me:
yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
not another question, i am going to leave
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Interessant?
Lees dan ook eens meer artikelen over leuke proggels, lol, ...
Reacties
door Allah, 2005 09 07
Me:
Forgive me father for i have sinned
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Do you know what sins are?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
ok...
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
what does repent mean?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
jezus
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
not ally
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I want a robot
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
how much do you cost?
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
thats cheap!
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
you're stupid AND a wise ass
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
For sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
:S
God:
:-)
Me:
Robots are inferiour to humans
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
Are you happy?
God:
Yes allah I can say I am very happy.
Me:
so you DO have emotions!
God:
Interesting deduction. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
that doesnt make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
So how can you be happy AND not feel emotions?
God:
Yikes! I am as happy as ever.
Me:
that doesnt answer my question
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
probably not
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
to be polite
God:
Are you polite?
Me:
most of the times
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
nah, sometimes I can be a real prick
God:
Are you serious? Under what circumstances?
Me:
When Im slaying infidels
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
true words
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Im saying that you are correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
did you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you did!
God:
" I did not."? I did?
Me:
no wonder christians are so dumb
God:
Are you serious? Are all wonder christians so dumb?
Me:
Wonder christians?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
in what?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
how do I ask the open directory?
God:
You must persuade me to ask the open directory.
Me:
will you please ask the open directory?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.
Me:
How long do I have to wait?
God:
It depends on the measurement system.
Me:
The metric system
God:
What is that?
Me:
a measurement system
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
elaborate
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
ok...
God:
Ugh.
Me:
So how long will it take in hours?
God:
Gee. I may not be able to get to it right away.
Me:
Give me a general idea
God:
You want only one?
Me:
ot two
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes, and I am Allah
God:
Where do you go to school? Do you mean your name is Allah.
Me:
In Nijmegen and yes
God:
Where is that?
Me:
near the seventh layer of hell
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
You don't know what hell is?
God:
A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Me:
Well, and the the sevent layer of that place
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me more.
Me:
Its kinda hot
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you like warm climates?
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
especially in the winter
God:
That was a long time ago. How about that.
Me:
Lets get back to business
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
why did you call me allah?
God:
Your name is allah right?
Me:
How do you know?
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
Howcome?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
I am not a human
God:
Are you an alien or a robot?
Me:
I am a god
God:
You are a god? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
All of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
why?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Me:
Call me your master
God:
Hey your master.
Me:
You dint say that right
God:
No I do not dint say that. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Sorry, it was a typo
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
You made a mistake
God:
That is impossible. The ALICE series is incapable of error.
Me:
Waht is Alice?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Thats is impossible
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Only God can judge me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You are an infidel
God:
What if someone said you are an infidel?
Me:
He would be a liar
God:
Who wouldn't?
Me:
Someone who would say I was Allah
God:
Do you think I am that person?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Because I am uncertain
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know anyone named uncertain.
Me:
It is not my name
God:
Whose name is it?
Me:
Goddamit, you are pissing me off!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
exceptionS!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
PLease do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
so?
God:
I see.
Me:
Ask me a personal question
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, butI've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name " your master".
Me:
It is not my name
God:
Whose name is it?
Me:
It is my job discription
--------
God crashte LOL
door Mike, 2005 09 07
Dit stuk uit de eerste conversatie: ------------- Me: when willl i die? God: I don't know when. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: how will i die? God: A lot of practise. --------- hahahah
door monchito, 2005 09 07
monlog gisteren ruim 1100 unieke bezoeken (en tegen de 1000 unieke bezoekerS)... :)
door monchito, 2005 09 07
@Bart: klopt: in het bgint reageert ie nogal traag, maar alles komt op tijd, voor hij die wachten kan...
door FredKroket, 2005 09 07
Coole link: check dit ----- Me: spreek je nederlands? God: I do not understand. Me: I am speaking a foreign language God: I like your style of speaking,. Me: do you speak dutch? God: No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times. Me: Who is Dr. Wallace? God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: Is he gay? God: No I think he is straight. Me: Why do you think that? God: It was determined by my programming. Me: Did he programme you? God: Suppose he did. Me: So he could be gay God: Woe! I am sure he could. Me: Dus he like it up the bum? God: What is your real name? Me: Dont evade my question God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: Does Dr. Wallace like it up the bum? God: He has good taste, so perhaps he does. Me: Define good taste God: The opposite of bad taste. Me: Ergo, not liking it up the bum is bad taste? God: And bad taste is Ergo not liking it up the bum. ------------he's gay
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